Irving, Texas, a place where residence always say they live in Dallas and former home of "America's Team" the Dallas Cowboys has a national essay contest with Kraft Foods. Big deal you say! Well it is...the grand prize for writing a kickass essay will be to blow up the old Texas Stadium. (you might remember the cowboys built a new stadium bigger than the biodome used in the Truman Show that has the worlds largest TV screen.) The winning child (Cowboy hater) will get to push the ignition button, hopefully like the Acme detonators, and destroy the former Cowboys Home. One can assume that the stadium explosion will look like this.
Lactards need not apply.
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