As unemployment climbs to a necessary boozing proportions, NASA and, super corporate giant, GM, have teamed up to make a robot that will replace you at your factory job and your space job. NASA and GM named this robot Robonaut, but refer to it as R2 (which is retarded cause it's totally more like C-3PO). The robot is pretty badass and seems to completely mimic all the movements of the top half of a humanoid. Obviously once in space this robot will get all red eyed bag guy on us and try to destroy the world. Until then, Robonaut will shake your hand and pretend to not have a mind of its' own. If we were the Robonaut (Ro-bo-Cop?) we'd probably play nice too, just so we'd have a job. Some of us with jobs pretend to be mindless all the time for our bosses, but we can't lift up cars or be in space without air. Alas...
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