With so much discussion on preventative medicine and health in general on the news, it is not surprising that there might be a shortage of Vaccines for the H1N1, the Swine Flu. While old people, kids, & sick people line up, in what look like bread lines, corporate America sits at their desks updating their twitter with: "Dude, totally getting vaccine for piggy flu given to me, sweet!"
That's right corporate America gets the vaccine because they have the hookup with HR companies(Professional Employer Organization) that are in bed with the Health Industry giants. The Suits don't even have to leave their desks; as long as their are 30 people wanting to get vaccinated and companies are willing to pay a small fee (small meaning all inclusive for less than $100) then a mobile Vaccine unit will stop by the office and get ride of the Swine Flu. Twitter: "P It's like Americans can't catch a break, corporations get their bonuses and get protection from from getting sick, while the hard working small business and freelance workers are sick in bed contemplating why they work in noble honest professions.
Son of a Bitch is right!
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