Mustache Rides now in pillow form

Want to snuggle with something that isn't your prepubescent boyfriend? Well now you can with a Mr. Mustache pillow. Mr. Mustache pillow allows you to snuggle with that 1970s porn star you've always dreamed of. Mr. Mustache pillow comes with extra stashes in case you need a more manly pillow when guest come over or if you need a quick disguise to trick people after you've been caught dry humping a pillow. Buy here


On the go? want to show your love on Mustache's while your out and about.
Try the Mr. Mustache bag:


or how about the Mr. Mustache gangster rapper neckless?






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