While the rest of us watched Doogie Howser/Barney(Neil Patrick Harris) on the Emmys, a little teamed called the Cowboys faced off the Giants in the new Cowboy's stadium. Why should anyone who doesn't watch football care about a new super expensive stadium in the middle of not Dallas, Houston, or Austin? Well, this stadiums got something that others places on earth simply don't, the worlds largest HD television. When I say worlds largest, I mean "worlds largest". This screen is 160' x 72' tall. That's bigger than NASA space shuttle, almost longer than two statue of liberties on top of each other, and the width of the field it hangs over. It's freaking huge.
But here's whats a little messed up about the screen. If your standing on the field you can easily see the screens showing the live field play. This is very bad for playing any game where deception can help a team to win. Let's say your on the defense (that's the team that doesn't have the ball, for you none sports people) and you simply look up to see the offense (the people with the ball) fake a hand off. Now since you know someone has faked, it's easier to go after the right guy. To put simply, it's a live playbook. So devious it should be illegal. Luckily no one thought of this when making hanging the screen in plan sight of players and no players have been caught looking at his own ass on the screen. What fools! I am positive that none of the Cowboy's players have looked up during the game, because the Cowboys keep loosing games in their own stadium.
A better usage for the screen then watching the game your at...
Xbox 360!
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