Saturday, March 28, 2009

Volume IIIV: Texas Finally Gets Evolved!

On Friday March 27th, the Texas State Board of Education decided it's "okay" to teach evolution in schools (sort of).
-No I am not making this up and this is not the 1950s
The Texas Board of Education allowed the usage of specific language that will entices students to question "all sides" of scientific theories. So finally science text books in Texas will be more than a one page document saying "God did it!" The board allowed the use of a few words to tip the scales away from God. God could not be reached for a response. But I can imagine that he'd say what he usually does when I ask a question: "did you take more than one of the blue pill, man your going be so f*cked up."
This is not a triumph for the Texas State Board, this is a logical step away from stupidity. Members who voted against the language with evolution in it and those who didn't allow more specific scientific language should head down to NASA and talk to some of our brightest scientific minds. These scientist might be able to finally end the Texas debate on whether or not the word is flat.
God Speed!

And now a Cowboy Monkey




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