Saturday, March 14, 2009

Random: Open Letter to What's That Bug?

Dear What's That Bug?
I wanted to ask you for a detailed analysis of my new archenemies; the most invasive evil of known urban dwelling insects, the Bed Bug. It's blood thirsting nation has invaded my sleeping zone and has attacked without provocation me while I lay sleeping.

Now my mom always said don't let the bedbugs bite; little did know that the soft hearted statement was a valid order.
I awoke a few days ago to have what only could be described as cleated fairy tracks on my arm & shoulder. It left me scratching my skin all the way through breakfast.
Now I've been stung & bitten by all sorts of bugs. usual because I inadvertent caused them injury or distress. And although these tiny living creatures did not understand my words I still professed apologies. For the bedbug there demise deserves no apologies. They are vile terrorist that spread like a virus. Outside of misquotes I have never wanted an entire species eradicated from this earth, but the vampiric nature of these tiny
beast has left me crying out for their destruction. What horrible little bastards to be able to move, reproduce, and bite as they do. My pour mattress now burns in effigy for the demise of said bedbugs. As the battle breaths its final breath is there any guidance you could give on "dealing" with bedbugs? I know wtb does not condone the killing or harming of bug species, but could you advise your human readers what to do if they find said species. Maybe just an identifier for the actual bed bug since there are other species that look the same. Although I have spent days hunting down this known evil, I would hate to harm an Innocent bug in my quest for blood.
Could you provide a photo of other similar species & advice readers on what to do about the dreaded bedbug?

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