Uncle Milton's Force Trainer
Sure we all want to be a Jedi, but this holiday gift has two things wrong with it. One, you should never do anything made by "Uncle" Milton that requires you to move balls, even if it is with your mind. Two, you don't really need to buy this cause you already can easily DYI it at home. It's simple: go into your mom's bedroom take her "magic" adult pipe and beer pong ball, steel the minifan out of your blogging sisters Mac, then take that blue tooth headset from the new douchbag your mom is asking you to call "dad", and blamo! you've got your own force training right their. Plus, you'll get extra defense training when your mom and sister find out what you did to get that fan out of that 3k Mac Pro.
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